Luke, I am your father!

Luke, I am your father

I think that what I plan to say now, accurately mirrors the feelings of all the men in the world named Luke. That one line from Star Wars, that everyone is so fond of quoting when they meet us, stopped being cute around the time we were 8.

Do you really think this is original? Do you really think this is funny? Wow dude, you must be the first person ever, who has figured out that it was witty to inform a Luke that you are his father! There is no way in hell that someone before could have made this association! No, all those other people lack your sheer comedic genius that allows you to make lame pop culture references!

The fact that we politely smile when you do your Vader shtick does not mean we are amused by it. No, we smile because you are making a complete idiot out of yourself. So here is a tip: if you meet a Luke in the future, and you feel like making a Star Wars joke – don’t.

This was a public announcement brought to you by the “No, You are NOT my Father Foundation”.

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7 Responses to Luke, I am your father!

  1. Luke,

    To refuse to recognize your father is a problem an analyst can help you solve.
    Take care, my beloved son.

    Dad.

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  2. ZeWrestler ITALY Mozilla Firefox Ubuntu Linux says:

    Ze: I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.
    Luke: What’s that make us?
    Ze: Absolutely nothing — which is what you are about to become.

    =P

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  3. Luke UNITED STATES Mozilla Firefox Ubuntu Linux says:

    You know, quoting SpaceBalls is actually acceptable. Not original, but rare enough for us Lukes to get a kick out of it now and then.

    Unless of course you run into a Luke who haven’t seen the movie, or hates it with a passion :P

    Btw, have you seen the Robot Chicken take on that Star Wars scene?

    Darth: Luke, I am your father…
    Luke: Nooo! That’s impossible!
    Darth: And Leia is actually your twin siter.
    Luke: That’s just impropable…
    Darth: I used to own that litle R2D2 robot you hang out with
    Luke: That’s a little to convinient…
    Darth: And I built C3PO myself when I was growing up on Tatoine
    Luke: You know, if youre not going to take this seriously, I’m out of here [jumps]

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  4. You know, quoting SpaceBalls is actually acceptable. Not original, but rare enough for us Lukes to get a kick out of it now and then.

    Because apparently now you speak on behalf of ALL lukes? Your not even a real luke because you use a fucked up L ;)

    Has anyone ever actually used one that made you laugh? Like… you couldn’t get a penut butter jar open and someone said “use the force luke” that would just be good timing and funny (in my mind)

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  5. Luke Maciak UNITED STATES Mozilla Firefox Windows Terminalist says:

    [quote post="628"]Because apparently now you speak on behalf of ALL lukes? Your not even a real luke because you use a fucked up L[/quote]

    Nope, I’m real. It’s all about localization man! If you crack open the polish version of the bible you will see Luke written as Łukasz so the two are equivalent.

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  6. I am american damn it, and here luke is with a normal L or GTFO ;)

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  7. Vader, D NEW ZEALAND Internet Explorer Windows says:

    Luke, I am your father

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