I think that what I plan to say now, accurately mirrors the feelings of all the men in the world named Luke. That one line from Star Wars, that everyone is so fond of quoting when they meet us, stopped being cute around the time we were 8.
Do you really think this is original? Do you really think this is funny? Wow dude, you must be the first person ever, who has figured out that it was witty to inform a Luke that you are his father! There is no way in hell that someone before could have made this association! No, all those other people lack your sheer comedic genius that allows you to make lame pop culture references!
The fact that we politely smile when you do your Vader shtick does not mean we are amused by it. No, we smile because you are making a complete idiot out of yourself. So here is a tip: if you meet a Luke in the future, and you feel like making a Star Wars joke – don’t.
This was a public announcement brought to you by the “No, You are NOT my Father Foundation”.