Archive for June, 2006

Spider-Man 3

Tuesday, June 27th, 2006
Spider Man 3

Spider-Man was horrible…

Spider-Man 2 sucked so bad it me nauseous…

Spider-Man 3… Actually it doesn’t look that bad. I just watched the trailer, and the scenes with the symbiont look awesome. Chances are that this movie will be much darker than the previous two, and that can possibly be a good thing.

Venom is one of my favorite villains of all time, so naturally I will have to go to see it. If nothing else, just to see how badly are they going to rape the great character and storyline from the comic. I have only one question. Can someone please explain to me why the hell did they pick Tohper Grace to play Eddie Brock? WTF?

Let me explain this. Eddie Brock was a steroid freak, who spent a large part of his life pumping iron and plotting revenge on Spiderman. The symbiont does not give him super-human abilities – it only slightly enhances his natural strength, heightens his reflexes and allows him to stick to walls, and shoot webs like Spiderman. That, and it can mimic any clothes and make him invisible like predator. Eddie is kinda like batman with a cool living costume – no powers, just superior skills, strength, endurance and few costume based skills.

Eddie was always portrayed as this hulking beast of a man with a ridiculously broad shoulders, square jaw and football player/night club bouncer look about him. Tohper Grace is none of that. He is the wimpy Foreman dude from That 70’s show! I think that Kathy Driscoll and Francine Maisler were doing crack when they were casting the role of Venom!

Worst Advice Ever

Tuesday, June 27th, 2006
Brush in the Can

Don’t you love when someone posts a piece of really, really bad, clueless advice on a popular blog, all the cool kids repeat it over and over again? Instructables made a silly suggestion that you should keep your pait brushes in your paint cans. Make, picked it up and reposted it on their blog. Cory Doctorow found it there and then reposted it on Boingboing. By the evening it will probably hit hundreds of other blogs.

To bad that this is a horrible advice. You will most likely completely destroy your brush like this. Here are the reasons why:

  1. You should never store brushes with the bristles down. The weight of the tool will bend them and you will end up with a spoon, forked or an octopus brush that will be unusable
  2. You should never allow paint to hit the base of the bristles. It will gather there and dry into small globs that are nearly impossible to get out. These globs will push your bristles appart creating gaps in the bristle edge eventually leading to forking and “crazy hair” that will simply stick out at random angles.
  3. Paint left on a shelf separates. The dense pigment and adhesive substances deposit on the bottom while the semi-transparent liquid thiner floats on top. This is why painters shake the can, or mix the paint before starting to work. Otherwise you end up with a glue that is too dense to paint with, and water which has no pigment. The most important part of your brush – the bristle line will slowly be encased in that densest, most glue like paint on the bottom of the can. You will have to wash it anyway before you sart painting

So why do these alleged professional painters store brushes this way? Most likely because they will come back the next day and finish the job. Or perhaps they will toss both the can, and the chepo brush they already charged you for on their way home. Who the hell knows. I can tell you one thing – they do not do that to the good brushes.

Good brushes need to be washed with soap and water (and a paint thinner for oil based crap) and cleaned with a brush comb. How do I know this? I used to do contracor work with my dad for a long time. I painted allot of walls, and cleaned allot of brushes.

So remember kids – not everything you find on BoingBoing or Make is good advice.

Update Sat, July 01 2006, 07:32 PM

Fixed spelling and grammatical mistakes. Thanks, Henke.

Games Workshop US needs a new webmaster

Monday, June 26th, 2006

I just popped over to the US Games Workshop site to try to figure out when will I be able to pre-order the Codex Eldar and this is what I saw:

Games Workshop Error

Ooops! The whole site, including the online store. Judging from the vague error message, I’m guessing there is something wrong with the way they connect to the database. Either it is down, or someone did something to the code that prevents if from connecting correctly.

I’m glad I was not placing an order when that shit went down. I would be really pissed off if this would happen to me in mid order. I’m wondering if anyone is there to diagnose and fix this. Theoretically a big site like that should have 24h support – but who the hell knows.

I think the first thing they need to do is to mask these error messages. I mean, you just look at that thing, and you can plainly see they are using ADO connection which implies SQL server on a windows box with ASP. You can also see the path to the includes folder which may contain all kinds of juicy bits. If you do a portscan and OS fingerprint on that server you have a very solid base to start poking around.

Let’s see how long will it take them to get the site up.

Update Tue, June 27 2006, 12:00 AM

It seems that as I was typing this the main site went back up. The online store is still acting flaky though.