Monthly Archives: June 2006
Spam Poetry
I was looking through my spam folder today to make sure nothing important didn’t get snagged by bogofilter and I found this little gem: nurse child moon-god Novo-zelanian orange-fleshed one-third nut-shaped parent complex nihil dicit mis-hallowed oil milling mis-rely one-night … Continue reading
Immortal
I just saw the end of Immortal (also known as Immortel Ad Vitam) on Scifi. I was flipping through the channels and I stumbled upon the scene pictured on the thumbnail here. Actually it was the next scene which comes … Continue reading
Robot Pr0n
If you ever wondered what would robot sex would like, boingboing has the answer for you.
I just don’t know what to say…
I just don’t know what to say to this… Here is an “interesting” quote from Urban Dictionary: p-control – Art of using one’s penis in replacement of one’s stylus for one’s Nintendo DS Dude, I just got pwnd with his … Continue reading
Monkey Pwnz Tigers!
This monkey totally pwnz the tigers! Watch and learn kids, this is how you aggro: That monkey is awesome! That monkey has skills! Awesomecool +10 reward for that little dude :mrgreen:
Massive Multiplayer Dance Online (GW)
Holy crap! Check out these crazy Guild Wars dance videos. I wonder how long did it take them to sync up those large formations. Let me tell you, it’s not easy to do this :P I play a necromancer, and … Continue reading
Let’s talk about Net Neutrality
The way internet works is really simple. I pay my ISP (Comcast) for my internet access. Google pays their ISP for internet access. Both ISP’s are connected via the backbone pipe owned by AT&T (or Verizon or another NSP). Both … Continue reading
Overheard in Guild Wars
I overheard this conversation while hanging out at Picken Square (a Guild Wars location): Player 1: anyone doing dukes daughter? need help! Player 2: yeah, I’ve been doing dukes daughter all night long Player 3: me too Player 4: ew, … Continue reading
Blog Outage
If you were trying to reach my blog by going to in http://terminally-incohernet.com you might have seen just a blank page. Sorry about that, it was totally my fault. You see, my blog is actually located at http://terminally-incohernet.com/blog and I … Continue reading
Jack Thompson is a Douchebag: Part 78
Jack Thompson (aka The Biggest Douche of the Universe) is at it again. This time Mr. Jack “I like to urinate on severed brain stems” Thompson attempted to discredit a well known Seattle philanthropist Michael Malone. Why would the Thompson … Continue reading
Dreamhost Outage
If you could not access this page earlier today, I appologize. My host was having some mySQL issues but they seem to be back in business. I think they managed to fix it in under 2 hours, which is not … Continue reading
You touch BIOS, you die!
This should be my new rule for clueless users. If you let anyone touch the BIOS settings on your laptop you will be brutally LART’ed in the face. I just got a machine here in the office that absolutely refused … Continue reading
Star Wars Fan Film Roundup
Here are some Star Wars fan films that captured my attention lately. First up, is Troops – an amazingly well done and hilarious Star Wars themed spoof of COPS. It is complete with the “Bad Boys” intro song, and commentaries … Continue reading
Problem Solving vs. Technology
Have you noticed this too? Take an intelligent, well rounded person who has great problem solving skills. For example, someone whose job is to solve difficult problems – a consultant, chem researcher, a doctor, a director of some sort. Now … Continue reading
X3 Commentary
Heh, I guess I’m not the only person who thought that X3 was less than perfect, and that Brett Ratner < Bryan Singer: click to enlarge; © 2006 Mohammad Haque & Ananth Panagariya
Comment Subscriptions
I am very lazy and forgetful when it comes to my browsing habits. If a website does not have an RSS feed, I’m not going to be a regular there. It’s just to tedious to actually go to some silly … Continue reading
Testing Google Spreadsheet
I signed up for the test run of Google Spreadsheet in the morning, and I just got my invitation. So I decided to play around with it. I logged in and I was presented with a blank spreadsheet. Cool. I … Continue reading
Google Office is almost here
If you are one of those people who discounted all those rumors about Google developing an online version of Office to compete with Microsoft, you might want to check out Google Spreadsheet. They just thrown down the gauntlet, and all … Continue reading
Why learning foreign languages is important
My cousin sent me this hilarious video ad, and I uploaded it to YouTube. Yea, I know it has that stupid watermark for bompa.nl but I could not locate the original copy I could link to on the source site. … Continue reading
Jack Thompson == Duche
Jack Thompson aka “The Biggest Douche in the Universe” is saying ridiculously stupid shit without thinking once again. According to Jack “nobody shoots anybody in the face unless you’re a hit man or a video gamer.” I’m not kidding, this … Continue reading
I can’t take a day off…
This is what happens when I’m not in the office one day a week to do research. I get an email marked urgent with the following subject: CALL THE OFFICE ASAP!!!!!!!!! There is nothing in the body except for a … Continue reading
Bushy Bushwacking
Don’t we have bigger issues to talk about in this country than gay marriage? American Public: Hey, Mr. President? When are we getting out of Iraq? Don’t you think that the gass prices are a tad ridiculous? What do you … Continue reading
Talking to Machines
I absolutely despise the voice recognition phone systems employed by the likes of Fedex or Microsoft. Every time I have to call them, I feel like an idiot talking to the pre-recorded voice on the other end. Note, I have … Continue reading
Stupid Quizzes
You know those silly quiz things people always post on their LiveJournal or Myspace? You know, the ones that ask you to answer all these questions like what was the last thing you ate, or who was the last person … Continue reading
NSA: You Just Called, and We Were Listening
LOL! Watch this cartoon. Click on the image to see it! Remember this next time you make a call. Chicken soup is codeword for bomb!