It could be worse!
I just realized that my problems with Comcast are not that bad. It could have been worse! We could have had Comcast based VOIP service!
How do you call tech support if your connection is down, and you only have VOIP? I know that everyone has a cell phone now, but what if your modem is located in a basement, a concrete bunker, a fallout shelter or magical kingdom of Oz?
As far as I can remember, Dorothy’s cellphone did not work at Yellow Brick Rd, even when she made a directional cantenna from the tin-mans body. That’s what happens when the Wicked Witch of Homeland Security decides to jam all cell signals in Oz to prevent Munchkin terrorism. Fortunately Dorothy’s red Nike snickers had built in GPS tracking, allowing Chuck Norris and Mr. T to track her down, and conduct a rescue operation her before that pedophile lion could rape her.
Wait, what do you mean this is not how that story goes? That is exactly how it all went down when I watched that famous Quentin Tarantino remake which I just made up.
Anyways, I thought that this cartoon was very relevant to my current ISP problems:
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