Rockets go Boom!

As we were busy shooting little bottle rockets in celebration of our Independence Day, North Koreans were shooting different kind of rockets. The kind that can lift a nuclear warhead high up into the air, and land it straight in the middle of your US based butt cheeks.
Korean government also declared that any preemptive military action conducted by US will be met with nuclear retaliation.
Silly Koreans! Here is a newsflash for you. US does not preemptively strike countries that do not have oil or brown people of some sort. If you truly want to become a “rogue state” and participate in the “axis of evil” you need to get yourself some of both.
I suggest that we compare the way Bush administration is handling North Korea vs. the way they handled Iraq. The former is a totalitarian dictatorship with a nutty leader, who has actual working WMD’s threatened to use them against US. Later was a totalitarian dictatorship, with a nutty leader that allegedly had some unconfirmed weapons of mass distractions that turned out to be a fabrication.
When we were deciding to do something about Iraq, Bush and the rest of the republican monkeys were jumping up and down, waving anthrax in our faces and crying woe.
North Korea is testing long range nuclear missiles and Bush administration urges us not to “overplay” these tests, and assures us that the silly commies will not have functional long range nukes for the next ten years or so.
Makes you think, eh?
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