FOX News Claims Foley was a Democrat

From the Republican Sheep Herding Handbook:

Chapter 17: Dealing With Sexual Scandals

A. If one of your opponents is involved in sexual scandal:

  1. organize a witch hunt
  2. crucify
  3. impeach
  4. condemn the moral downfall of democratic party

B. If one of your own people is involved in a sexual scandal:

  1. act as if nothing happened
  2. distract the public with shiny stuff
  3. make voters think that he was a democrat

Here you can see a flawless execution of B3:

Foley a Democrat?

Fox ran this piece at least 3 times in two different news segments. This is damn convenient for a typo, don’t you think?

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  • One Response to “FOX News Claims Foley was a Democrat”

    1. Gravatar Rub3X UNITED STATES Says: Reply to this comment

      Leave it to fox to do something like this. :>

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