Terminally Incoherent

Magic the Gathering Joke

I never really collected it for real (and by for real, I mean hard core addict style), but I used to hang out a lot with MTG junkies so the game lore totally rubbed off on me. Anyways, you probably won’t get this if you haven’t played the game at least once:

Tap That Ass
original source unknown; found @ myconfinedspace

Let’s see how many Magic players read this blog. Sound off in comments if you find it funny.

tags: ccg, collectible card games, magic the gathering, tap that ass, humor, joke, ccg joke

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17 Responses to “Magic the Gathering Joke”

ZeWrestler Says:
January 24th, 2007 at 12:00 am (2548) [Quote]
resisting urge to comment.
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ZeWrestler Says:
January 24th, 2007 at 12:02 am (2549) [Quote]
tap that ass.

couldn’t last longer than a minute.
Posted using Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.1 on Windows 2000
Luke Says:
January 24th, 2007 at 1:28 am (2550) [Quote]
Hehe! You win.
Posted using Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.1 on Windows XP
Craig Betts Says:
January 24th, 2007 at 10:21 am (2553) [Quote]
Yeah, it is funny. I never play MTG myself, but I loved seeing all the spoofs from it. The RvB forum had many of them based on Halo. Quite the rage.
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Luke Says:
January 25th, 2007 at 11:27 am (2558) [Quote]
Oh man… How come RvB is not in my Bloglines yet. I’m subscribing to it right now.

I totally LOL’d at this one.

Thanks for the link.
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Josh Says:
January 29th, 2007 at 10:53 am (2648) [Quote]
OMG! THIS MADE MY MORNING!

I think you won the internet.
Posted using Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.1 on Windows XP
Durrr Says:
February 25th, 2008 at 1:24 pm (8225) [Quote]
Tap That Ass.
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Durrr Says:
February 25th, 2008 at 1:25 pm (8226) [Quote]
I guess even tho I have never been to this website before I have already said… tap that ass… weird ok…
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Doug S. Says:
March 21st, 2008 at 12:30 am (8565) [Quote]
O_O
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FLUQPI Says:
March 30th, 2008 at 7:22 pm (8630) [Quote]
WIN!
Posted using Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.13 on Windows XP
Vickie Says:
April 1st, 2008 at 10:05 am (8641) [Quote]
COUNTER!!
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pedro Says:
May 3rd, 2008 at 12:49 pm (8950) [Quote]
its a weak card
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dont say it Says:
May 20th, 2008 at 4:39 pm (9105) [Quote]
hot but i like to see pussy card
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Caroline Says:
May 28th, 2008 at 8:28 am (9156) [Quote]
I like the PG-13 version better as it is less obvious but still so amusing
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emily Says:
May 31st, 2008 at 5:21 pm (9187) [Quote]
haha! the NC-17 version!! nice you should have added a discription and stuff!! i give it a B+! do a boobies one!!
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clearfox Says:
June 17th, 2008 at 11:27 pm (9396) [Quote]
OMG me and my friend always made fun of that fact and would be like “ok now i tap this goblin…WITH A 10ft LONG POLE xD”
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LuckyGhost Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 3:01 pm (9806) [Quote]
That’s a special card. The sign doesn’t mean “tap”, it means “bend-over”.
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