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Magic the Gathering Joke

I never really collected it for real (and by for real, I mean hard core addict style), but I used to hang out a lot with MTG junkies so the game lore totally rubbed off on me. Anyways, you probably won’t get this if you haven’t played the game at least once:

Tap That Ass
original source unknown; found @ myconfinedspace

Let’s see how many Magic players read this blog. Sound off in comments if you find it funny. mrgreen

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    • 19 Responses to “Magic the Gathering Joke”

    1. Gravatar ZeWrestler UNITED STATES Says: Reply to this comment
      January 24th, 2007 at 12:00 am (2548) [Quote]

      resisting urge to comment.

      Posted using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.1 on Windows Windows 2000
    2. Gravatar ZeWrestler UNITED STATES Says: Reply to this comment
      January 24th, 2007 at 12:02 am (2549) [Quote]

      tap that ass.

      couldn’t last longer than a minute.

      Posted using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.1 on Windows Windows 2000
    3. Gravatar Luke UNITED STATES Says: Reply to this comment
      January 24th, 2007 at 1:28 am (2550) [Quote]

      Hehe! You win. mrgreen

      Posted using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.1 on Windows Windows XP
    4. Gravatar Craig Betts UNITED STATES Says: Reply to this comment
      January 24th, 2007 at 10:21 am (2553) [Quote]

      Yeah, it is funny. I never play MTG myself, but I loved seeing all the spoofs from it. The RvB forum had many of them based on Halo. Quite the rage.

      Posted using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.1 on Solaris Solaris
    5. Gravatar Luke UNITED STATES Says: Reply to this comment
      January 25th, 2007 at 11:27 am (2558) [Quote]

      Oh man… How come RvB is not in my Bloglines yet. I’m subscribing to it right now. )

      I totally LOL’d at this one.

      Thanks for the link.

      Posted using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 1.5 on SuSE Linux SuSE Linux
    6. Gravatar Josh UNITED STATES Says: Reply to this comment
      January 29th, 2007 at 10:53 am (2648) [Quote]

      OMG! THIS MADE MY MORNING!

      I think you won the internet.

      Posted using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.1 on Windows Windows XP
    7. Gravatar Durrr UNITED STATES Says: Reply to this comment
      February 25th, 2008 at 1:24 pm (8225) [Quote]

      Tap That Ass.

      Posted using Safari Safari on Mac OS Mac OS X
    8. Gravatar Durrr UNITED STATES Says: Reply to this comment
      February 25th, 2008 at 1:25 pm (8226) [Quote]

      I guess even tho I have never been to this website before I have already said… tap that ass… weird ok…

      Posted using Safari Safari on Mac OS Mac OS X
    9. Gravatar Doug S. UNITED STATES Says: Reply to this comment
      March 21st, 2008 at 12:30 am (8565) [Quote]

      O_O

      Posted using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.12 on Windows Windows XP
    10. Gravatar FLUQPI UNITED STATES Says: Reply to this comment
      March 30th, 2008 at 7:22 pm (8630) [Quote]

      WIN!

      Posted using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.13 on Windows Windows XP
    11. Gravatar Vickie UNITED STATES Says: Reply to this comment
      April 1st, 2008 at 10:05 am (8641) [Quote]

      COUNTER!!

      Posted using Internet Explorer Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows Windows XP
    12. Gravatar pedro Says: Reply to this comment
      May 3rd, 2008 at 12:49 pm (8950) [Quote]

      its a weak card

      Posted using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.14 on Windows Windows XP
    13. Gravatar dont say it PORTUGAL Says: Reply to this comment
      May 20th, 2008 at 4:39 pm (9105) [Quote]

      hot but i like to see pussy card

      Posted using Internet Explorer Internet Explorer 7.0 on Windows Windows Vista
    14. Gravatar Caroline AUSTRALIA Says: Reply to this comment
      May 28th, 2008 at 8:28 am (9156) [Quote]

      I like the PG-13 version better as it is less obvious but still so amusing D

      Posted using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.14 on Mac OS Mac OS X
    15. Gravatar emily UNITED STATES Says: Reply to this comment
      May 31st, 2008 at 5:21 pm (9187) [Quote]

      haha! the NC-17 version!! nice you should have added a discription and stuff!! i give it a B+! do a boobies one!!

      Posted using Internet Explorer Internet Explorer 7.0 on Windows Windows Vista
    16. Gravatar clearfox UNITED STATES Says: Reply to this comment
      June 17th, 2008 at 11:27 pm (9396) [Quote]

      OMG me and my friend always made fun of that fact and would be like “ok now i tap this goblin…WITH A 10ft LONG POLE xD”

      Posted using Internet Explorer Internet Explorer 7.0 on Windows Windows XP
    17. Gravatar LuckyGhost ROMANIA Says: Reply to this comment
      August 8th, 2008 at 3:01 pm (9806) [Quote]

      That’s a special card. The sign doesn’t mean “tap”, it means “bend-over”.

      Posted using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 3.0.1 on Windows Windows Vista
    18. Gravatar Magic Player UNITED STATES Says: Reply to this comment
      October 21st, 2008 at 8:58 pm (10461) [Quote]

      I play MTG and I find it to be quite funny.

      Posted using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 3.0.3 on Windows Windows XP
    19. Gravatar max UNITED STATES Says: Reply to this comment
      November 17th, 2008 at 6:50 pm (10712) [Quote]

      lulz.
      I’d tap that ass.

      Posted using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 3.0.4 on Windows Windows Vista

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