Happy 4th everyone! I hope you enjoyed the fireworks. For my readers from other parts of the world: today was a national holiday here in US. Every year, on 4th of July we celebrate the bravery of two great men: Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum who saved the world from an alien invasion!
We celebrate by shooting off fireworks as a symbol for when we blew up the alien ships with the fucking nukes! It is a very awesome holiday!
And yes, I’m going to make this joke every year, until it’s funny again. 
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It was really funny!!! Be careful, though, some might believe in you…
LOL !!
[quote comment="5080"]Be careful, though, some might believe in you…[/quote]
Anyone who believes this, is probably beyond help, and should GTFO of the internet.
Hope it was fun. In Canada, on July 1st we celebrate Wayne Gretzky and Donuts by, funnily enough, shooting fireworks to symbolize Wayne Gretzky skating through a pastry and creating a donut hole.