Happy Independence Day
Happy 4th everyone! I hope you enjoyed the fireworks. For my readers from other parts of the world: today was a national holiday here in US. Every year, on 4th of July we celebrate the bravery of two great men: Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum who saved the world from an alien invasion!
We celebrate by shooting off fireworks as a symbol for when we blew up the alien ships with the fucking nukes! It is a very awesome holiday!
And yes, I’m going to make this joke every year, until it’s funny again. 
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July 5th, 2007 at 6:45 am (5080) [Quote]
hahahahaha
Posted usingIt was really funny!!! Be careful, though, some might believe in you…
July 5th, 2007 at 10:09 am (5086) [Quote]
LOL !!
Posted usingJuly 5th, 2007 at 6:38 pm (5098) [Quote]
Ricardo said:
Anyone who believes this, is probably beyond help, and should GTFO of the internet.
Posted usingJuly 12th, 2007 at 11:25 am (5176) [Quote]
Hope it was fun. In Canada, on July 1st we celebrate Wayne Gretzky and Donuts by, funnily enough, shooting fireworks to symbolize Wayne Gretzky skating through a pastry and creating a donut hole.
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