What do you see in WoW

September 1st, 2010

Since I started playing WoW again people have been asking me what do I see in that game. Especially since I often mention how I’m not a big fan of MMO’s in general. If you read my video game reviews here, you know that I’m all about immersion and storytelling – things that are usually not associated with MMO games. Why do I keep coming back to WoW despite their crappy customer support and my own lack of enthusiasm for the massive multiplayer style game mechanics. This is an excellent question.

My standard canned answer as of late has been “the random dungeon thing”. You see, I discovered that I can play WoW with other live people without actually talking to them. No, you don’t understand – to me this is brilliant. I just push a button, and I get thrown into a dungeon with 3-4 random folks without the usual pre-instance foreplay bullshit. No hanging around in the town chatting up strangers. No awkward traveling together to the instance location. It is almost like playing L4D only instead of frantically shooting zombies you babysit your cool-down timers. Frantically at times… It is actually a fun multiplayer co-op experience. But that’s not the main reason why I started playing WoW again.

As I mentioned before, I am not the type of guy who is easily impressed or entertained by game mechanics. I love games that have interesting characters, and tell worthwhile stories. WoW doesn’t really have much of that does it? It has characters, but NPC’s don’t usually do any character developments – most of them are just static quest dispensers. It is also not very good at telling stories. Granted, most quests come with the associated background fluff, but it is often hard to treat it seriously when you know that most things you do will have no effect on the game world.

So let’s summarize this:

  1. Most of the quests in WoW are shallow meaningless and unappealing
  2. There is no character development and basically no prominent NPC’s you could get attached to
  3. There is no overall driving plot or story

Why the fuck am I even playing this game?

It’s the setting folks. I admit it – I’m that guy who will sit there and read all the Codex entries in Mass Effect games or Dragon Age. I’m the guy who will actually read the various books in Morrowind and Oblivion. It’s like an addiction. When I find a setting I like, I like to immerse myself in it completely. I think it started back in high school when I discovered pen and paper RPG. I got invited to a game of Warhammer Fantasy RPG by one of my friends, and not wanting to look like a complete n00b I ran out and bought the rule book. I still remember cracking that sucker open – it was a magical tranformative experience. I actually got to explore and learn about a world that did not exist – read about the races that inhabit it, their cultures, religion, customs and beliefs. It was awesome. I ingested the contents of the entire book over the course of the weekend, and was hooked. Similar thing happened when someone lent me a Vampire: the Masquerade rule book. Next thing I knew, I owned several World of Darkness books for systems I wasn’t even going to play, and had a shit-ton of illicitly downloaded source-books.

If you think I’m kidding ask me to show you my Corax source book for Warewolf: Apocalypse. It’s a book that provides rules on how to play a Ware-Raven. And the only reason I have it is the “background fluff”. Most of the people in my gaming group at the time were not very much into WoD (especially Warewolf: Apocalypse setting) , and even if they were I can’t imagine anyone actually wanting to play a ware-birds. But I was like “WTF? Ware-avians? I’ve got to see this”.

The point is that I am a big sucker for that kind of stuff. I own army books for Warhammer Fantasy Battle and 40k for armies I don’t even collect. I have rule books for RPG systems I have never played, and probably never will. Every time I find a setting I like, can spend weeks exploring, reading, researching and talking about it.

And guess what? World of Warcraft is a huge, complex, diverse and interesting place. Every time I visit a new area I see something interesting – and old ruin, a strange race, a new faction that I previously haven’t heard about, etc… Then I go hit the Wiki pages and read up all about it. Everything in the game has heaps of lore associated with it. Lore which was collected from various sources such as the older Warcraft games, the pen and paper RPG rulebooks. It’s all about exploring: I often go out of my way to seek out places I have only read about and visit them in person, or spend hours reading about something I just saw few minutes ago. Granted, the fluff is sometimes shallow, and silly but that is pretty much expected. Even the pen & paper RPG fluff is often kept shallow and vague on purpose – it’s because you are supposed to use it as background information, fill in the blanks yourself and run with it.

That’s why WoW keeps drawing me in. I like this setting – it is silly, offbeat world of fantasy, thinly veiled pop-culture references. It is actually quite interesting to see how Blizzard injects it’s product with all these memes and references, and at the same time inspires fair share of memes and references on its own. That’s also probably why other MMO’s I have tried left me cold. They simply didn’t have a setting as complex and lore-rich as WoW – they didn’t have the expansive and constantly expanding world, the attention to detail, the pages upon pages of collected fluff and the huge community devoted to cataloging, explaining and celebrating every noteworthy tidbit of information about the game.

I’m still not a fan of grinding. Grinding for experience and materials in areas I didn’t particularly enjoy visiting is what made me quit the game the first time around. The lack of plot and story would normally turn me off but I came to a realization that every WoW location, race and NPC has a metric ton of lore associated with it. The world seems shallow and static at first, but once you start reading about it, you realize that there is a good deal of depth to almost everything. Each place has a history, each conflict has a reason and each race has it’s culture, architectural style and flavor. That there was an great amount of research, concept design and thought put into designing this whole world. Granted, you could get most of this lore and flavor without paying a monthly fee – but there is just something about experiencing it yourself.

Movie Critics

August 30th, 2010

I stumble upon a conversation between H and M – they are talking about movies. H wants to see “Eat, Pray, Love” while M is musing about “Expendables”. Neither of these films appeals to me. One seems to be a full-on chick flick -definitely not my demographic – while the other is so over saturated with macho action hero testosterone that I can hardly believe that it will have even a vestigial smidge of some cerebral content. So I pipe in with my choice:

“You know what is the movie I really want to see? Scott Pilgrim vs the World.”

H makes a face and M shrugs with disappointment. I was hoping that being the youngest of us he would be the most likely candidate to appreciate it for the awesome mix of music, comic books, video games, pop culture and teenage romance. It seems that I was wrong.

“It looks silly…” he informs me after a pause.

H nods vigorously and adds: “I heard it’s not that good.”

“Says who? I heard it was rather good.”

“People.” – she makes a dismissive motion with her hand. “Who told you it was good?”

“Movie critics. It got good reviews so far.”

She puts on a disgusted grimace and rolls her eyes. “I don’t trust movie critics. I never agree with them. I always seem to love the movies they hate and hate the movies they praise.”

“Well, maybe you are just listening to the wrong critics. You sort need to find those with similar tastes and interests. A lot of them are biased against certain things you might enjoy but as you get to know them you eventually learn to filter that out…”

“No, no – it’s not that. It’s like… What do they know what I like or don’t like?”

“They don’t. Movie reviews tend to be subjective even when the reviewers try to give you an unbiased opinion. It is still an opinion.”

“They are movie snobs. That’s what they are. I don’t want to hear what some snotty reviewer has to say. I can’t relate to that! I want to know whether an average American would like it.”

Here is where I temporarily lose it and my soul burns with an internal rage. But I manage to keep a straight face and continue with the conversation.

“But an average American does not know anything about movies. I’d take an opinion of a movie snob over that of some random dude on the street any day.”

“That’s because you are a movie snob yourself. Hell, I haven’t even heard about half the movies you talk about.”

M pops back into conversation to add a “me neither” and I give him an evil glare.

“I don’t consider myself a movie snob. I just like movies that don’t suck.”

“You hated Transformers!”

“Because it was a horrible movie. Both of them were. Horrible plot, horrible acting, signature Michael Bay bad camera work, excessively busy design and overt the top CGI and stunt-work that you can’t even see well because of the shaking camera, chrome glare and explosions.”

“Exactly my point. Movie snob. Do you know how much money this movie made? How many people went to see it?”

“Box office numbers are not really reflection of quality… Movies that pander to the lowest common denominator usually do better than more ambitious projects but that does not mean they are good.”

“Well, millions of people disagree with you and they vote with their wallets…”

“Exactly!” pipes in H “Same goes for Twilight. The movie critics keep nitpicking and give it bad reviews but look how popular it is.”

This time M rolls his eyes.

“Do you really want me to tell you what I think about Twilight?” I’m actually banned from bringing up this topic around females these days after I almost got stabbed in the eye with a ballpoint pen that one time. You know – for my own good.

I know for a fact that M has the same opinion as I do about Twilight – but that’s probably just because of the “girly fick” stigma that surrounds it. He never actually did the research like I did.

“No, I don’t want to have that conversation again. But that’s what I mean. I don’t trust critics because they tend to talk shit about stuff I absolutely love. They hate everything that does not fit into their little criteria. They are just so… So…”

“Educated?” M ventures a guess. I give him a big smile.

“Thank you. That’s what I’m saying – I’d rather hear an opinion of someone who knows a lot about movies (good movies) rather than that of an average American.”

“I didn’t mean it as a good thing. That’s why they are so disconnected.”

I try to give him my most severe “son, I am disappoint” expression but it doesn’t seem to register with him. Or if it does, he doesn’t react. In the meantime
H finally manages to find her missing word: “Elitist. They are so elitist in their selection that they automatically dismiss anything that is not intellectual and ambitious. Movies are supposed to be entertaining though – and they just don’t see that.”

“That’s absolutely not true. Most critics will acknowledge the entertainment value even if the rest is abysmally bad.”

“No they don’t. Case in point: Twilight.”

“That’s not an example. There is nothing good about these books or these movies. All the criticism and scorn they get is well deserved.”

“Says the movie snob.”

This is where I give up and changed the topic. I could probably add some more commentary to this but I think this dialog stands on its own. I will say this though: I really don’t get why people always want to hear what “average Americans” have to say about everything. Honestly, I don’t care. Why do people have this deeply seethed animosity towards experts and authorities who have the experience and knowledge to give educated opinions and advice. Above we talk about movie criticism, but this attitude extends much further than that. Often this is how people talk about politics which is even more baffling to me.

Honestly, when I’m tasked to pick a person to do something important me I want to make sure that whoever I choose is the best qualified and best educated candidate for a given position. It is one thing to be anti-elitist, but it is an entirely different thing to mistake education, qualifications and experience for elitism.

Do you get into this sort of conversations? Does this attitude annoy you? Or am I the only one?

Still Alive

August 26th, 2010

Despite popular belief I am still alive and well. The reports of my death may have been somewhat exaggerated. As a proof of my not-being-dead state, here is a non pothoshoped picture of me:

This picture was taken while I was visiting the mayor

As you can see above, I have figured out how to make Photoshop apply the Tom Goes to the Mayor effect which is no small feat. It requires applying a single filter to your image and messing around with two sliders.

Other than messing around with Photoshop filters here is what I have been doing since Monday:

  1. Consolidating, sorting and editing the wedding pictures from 4 different cameras. This includes retouching the red-eye effect, flipping the sideways pictures, deleting pictures of fingers, sidewalk and blurry objects, etc…
  2. Uploading said pictures to Facebook and arranging them in albums
  3. Tagging people in the pictures
  4. Uploading pictures to Flicker in case folks actually want decent, not compressed-to-shit copies
  5. Making “Wedding Pictures” thumb drives and CD’s for non-technology competent family members
  6. Playing WoW
  7. Catching up on my movie backlog
  8. Not writing blog posts

Fun fact: I took close to 300 wedding pictures myself. After combining it with pictures taken by relatives, I have well over half a gig worth of wedding picture data on my hard drive right now. Guess what though? I already got bunch of people asking me to “email” them all of it. Sadly, email was not designed for this kind of shit.

So here is a question: how do you share large files with computer illiterate people. I mean, I could just create a torrent and seed but… Well, none of the folks who asked me would actually know what to do with a torrent file. Large file transfer services such as SendSpace or YouSendIt have pretty low file size limits (below 300MB last time I checked). One could always break the picture collection into many small files but that’s a hassle.

What is the easiest, most idiot friendly way to share massive amounts of data? Does not have to be most efficient – just easy. Honestly, I have no idea. I have been using the divide and conquer method for those people who live far away, and the “I will just drop off a thumb drive at your house after work” method for folks near me. Do you know a better way?

Side note: I went back to work yesterday after taking few days off only to find out that someone stole the wireless mouse from the conference room. Here is the clincher though: the mouse was part of a wireless mouse+keyboard set and the thief didn’t even bother taking the USB receiver. I’m guessing that it could probably work with another wireless receiver made by Logitech but either way, it is kind-off a stupid thing to do. I really hate people sometimes.

Anyways, regular post schedule should resume by Monday.