Terminally Incoherent

Happy Independence Day everyone! Have fun, stay safe and avoid blowing yourself up with fireworks! Don’t forget what this day is really about. It is about commemorating the bravery of the two great men who saved our planet.

If I remember the history lessons correctly, one of these men was a Fresh Prince of an ancient wealthy kingdom known only as Bel-Air. The other one was actually half fly, half Jewish. Together they developed a computer virus so awesome it disabled the whole alien invading fleet. We commemorate their bravery by shooting fireworks into the air, which remind us how we defeated the space invaders.

I will make this joke every year until it becomes funny again.

Two thousand fucking eight, people! I wanted to wish you all Happy New Year on the January 1st which is the official National Hangover day. Yes, it is 2008 but I will be still be writing 07 on just about everything that needs to be dated for approximately 2-3 months out of habit. I also hate the fact we all need to go back to work tomorrow. Sigh… We should all just take the January off from work or something.

Btw, the guys who make those retarded New Year’s Eve glasses that spell out the year have it easy these days. They can just put the eye holes on the two central zeros. I want to see how they will make these glasses in the year 2111 when they have no oval shaped numbers to work with. Sadly I will be long dead by then.

Anyway, we all know that the universe as we know it ends on Tuesday Jan 19, 2038 at precisely 3:14 am GMT. I will leave it as an exercise to the readers to figure out why.

So… What were everyone’s new year’s resolutions? I don’t make any cause that whole resolution thing is just an exercise in “what can I feel guilty about in January”. Not a good way to start the year. But people tell me it’s tradition or something, and they insist on coming up with these silly lists of things they definitely won’t do (or will do depending on the resolution) in the new year. So what is your list?

Anyway, Happy New Year Folks!

If you celebrate it, Merry Christmas! If you don’t happy whatever you celebrate, be it Chanukah, Kwanza, Festivus, winter solstice or whatever!

Btw, you should know where is the Robot Santa from. If you might be reading the wrong blog.

And yes, this is my way of saying I have nothing today. We will return to our usual content tomorrow. In the meantime, have fun and safe holidays. Now excuse me while I go play some more S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

I need help locating the new heads of the unstoppable hydra that is Bittorrent. Since Demomoid, my primary source of all that is good was shut down again I need new places that have good stuff in high quality and high volume. Anyone else is bummed out about this story? I will miss the little green daemon but the show must go on!

So, where do you guys get your illicit goods these days? I’m still using TPB, Mininova and Sumo and they all do have good content for the most part, but I want to learn about new and exciting places. Anyone has an über private site that has the best shit under the sun? Wanna send me an invite? Email is in the Contact Me section. I’m pretty much a model citizen - I seed, and I don’t flame n00bz in forums/comments.

Also, I don’t really Blame Canada for this because as far as I know CRIA is not really representing any prominent Canadian artists. It’s really just a Canadian division of RIAA at this point.

As a side note, I know that migrating to a new host is almost always a pain in the ass but it sure as hell beats shutting down the site completely. Maybe they should get in touch with Brokep of TPB who could hook them up with their awesome host that is not scared of RIAA and MPAA impotent legal threats.

Dear Googel!

Where is my fucking IMAP access? Seriously! I’ve been a loyal fanboi for years. I use Gmail, Gtalk, Google Desktop, Adsense Ads, Google Analytics, Google Docs and your search engine on a daily basis. Now that I think about it, it’s actually kinda scary how many Google aps I actually use. And yet, despite all of that, to date I haven’t seen that coveted IMAP option in my settings. WTF Google? Am I not worthy? What else do you want!

Everyone on the internets now is like “ooh, look I got Gmail IMAP access!” So I’m asking - where is mine? I need you to like, get on it and get it done! I better have it by Monday.

okthxbai