Terminally Incoherent

Here is some more craziness for the random Sunday mix:

• Evil Monkeys Raep Kenyan Villagers - best story evar. Apparently a horde of super monkeys is sexually abusing Kenyan villagers, and stealing their food. I don’t care if it’s true, because it is awesome! Evil Raep Monkeys FTW!
• Communist China outlaws reincarnation - ah, the bizarre absurdities of a communist regime. Remember kids - living in a communist country is like playing Paranoia - just more real, and you don’t get to create a new character when you die.
• There is a gaping hole in my universe - scientists discover a gaping hole devoid of all matter or anti-matter. What is in there? No one knows. My guess is that someone divided by zero, or measured the exact weight of the Higgs boson over there.
• Baloon Tower Defense - (flash game) combines the best parts of the ballon game and tower defense!
• Paint-ball Game - (flash game) paint lines to lead the ball to the target
• Dots Game - (flash game) same game as this, but done in flash.

Enjoy!

Here are some links for your enjoyment. This time they are addictive flash games:

• Xeno Tactic - yet another tower defense game. This one has an Alien theme, and lets you use your towers to route the enemies certain way
• Gravity Pods - the object of the game is simple - shoot the goal with your cannon. The game utilizes special gravity traps that will change the trajectory of your projectile. Simple, yet addictive.
• Protect - you have an armored base with a directional shield. You must protect it by using the shield to deflect the rockets and bullets fired from enemy tanks against them.
• Boxors - you have to put the bock into the hole by rolling and flipping it. This game will waste so much of your time it’s not even funny.
• 9 Dragons - collapse like game where you try to line up hexagonal tiles of the same color in lines of 3 or more by swapping two adjacent ones at the time.

Enjoy!

Random web stuff for your viewing pleasure:

• Router Manual - I LOL’d at this!
• Flash Element TD - addictive. A guaranteed time waster.
• O’RLY plushie - Ya RLY!
• Twigger’s Holiday - if you haven’t seen it, see it now:
  • Episode 1
  • Episode 2
  • Episode 3
  • Episode 4
  • Episode 5
• Little Asian Girl - another demotivator thing
• Loituma - old memes FTW!
• Pirate Song - it’s here to get the loituma song out of your head
• Electric Arc - watch it - it’s amazing!

Here is bunch of random links for your amusement:

• Mathematical Genius - brilliant scans of mathematical stupidity among students.
• Salary Theorem - mathematical explanation why managers earn more money than programmers and engineers.
• Insane Orb - a flash pong clone with crazy twists
• New Road Signs - ZOMG! Jesus Ahead!
• Pendulumeca - another addictive flash game
• Windows Machine - just click to see
• The Oculus - I think this thing can be summarized with a big “dude, WTF???”

The last link seems to be one of those weird immersive reality games. Check out their official page. I don’t really care much for these things, but I love the flash work they have on that oculus puzzle site. Awesome design.