Uh-oh… I hope Dawn dish detergent executives don’t read this, my crack about “unseen food residue” can be found via the first page of Google search results for “unseen food residue”.
I could see it now… “Epix Internet Services and Powweb Hosting blackball Watermelon Punch due to threats of a law suit over Chloe’s questioning of the importance of Unseen Food Residue and her thinly veiled allegation that they’re targeting germaphobes”.

I WISH someone would pay me to make cracks about unseen food residue, darn it!

Nothing would make me happier at this moment than to receive a year’s supply of the competitor’s berry or lime scented regular dish detergent for that post. hehe.

Hmmmm, Maybe I could pull a Jim Munroe stunt and contact Palmolive and Joy about that. heh-heh.