Comments on: Zombie Survival Plan http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/04/30/zombie-survival-plan/ I will not fix your computer. Tue, 04 Aug 2020 22:34:33 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.7.26 By: Zach http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/04/30/zombie-survival-plan/#comment-300644 Wed, 10 Aug 2016 04:44:36 +0000 http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/04/30/zombie-survival-plan/#comment-300644

I for one think the best plan is to ambush other survivors and take their stuff. Stay mobile so nobody you’ve pissed off can find you and go around laying traps and reaping the rewards. You could support a lot of people like that.

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By: zombies! :) http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/04/30/zombie-survival-plan/#comment-18821 Tue, 05 Apr 2011 21:15:28 +0000 http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/04/30/zombie-survival-plan/#comment-18821

I would get my stuff and head the warehouse at the front of my neighborhood. Get stuff from the corner store and the other houses. After that I will be bored so I would go and find some zombies to kill. If it happend in a hurry than I would get a baseball bat and kill some zombies.

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By: Ethan http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/04/30/zombie-survival-plan/#comment-18336 Sun, 23 Jan 2011 18:24:13 +0000 http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/04/30/zombie-survival-plan/#comment-18336

Almost forgot its got 3ft thick concrete blast doors, 20 of them at just the entrance, lets see zombies get through that! >=D

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By: Ethan http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/04/30/zombie-survival-plan/#comment-18335 Sun, 23 Jan 2011 18:19:59 +0000 http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/04/30/zombie-survival-plan/#comment-18335

Near where I live is a Ministry Of Defence nuclear fallout bunker with around 25 years of food for 300 people + I live in a rural area so unless the outbreak is very near and fast im pretty much safe from any sort of zombie pileup + this is the best part. I know for a fact the fallout bunker is linked to 3 Nearby nuclear ICBM (Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile) silos and that bunker is designed to withstand a nuclear blast so if there is a zombie pileup, push a button and its gone! and the radioactive fallout would keep zombies away but the only problem is fallout can last for 1 century and that bunker has only 25 years of food so I would kind of have just pressed a button that would essentially starve or kill me by radiation.

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By: random http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/04/30/zombie-survival-plan/#comment-14372 Mon, 22 Feb 2010 15:40:46 +0000 http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/04/30/zombie-survival-plan/#comment-14372

all you need is max brooks zombie survival guide it tells you every thing you need to know the best weapons are a mechete a katana and a u.s
m-1 carbine

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By: Tom http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/04/30/zombie-survival-plan/#comment-13764 Fri, 11 Dec 2009 05:14:09 +0000 http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/04/30/zombie-survival-plan/#comment-13764

You go north into the colder regions because the zombies will freeze up. without a functioning circulatory system or a body temperature that is hot…the muscles and cells will simply turn to ice cubes.

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By: Luke Maciak http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/04/30/zombie-survival-plan/#comment-13763 Fri, 11 Dec 2009 02:54:56 +0000 http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/04/30/zombie-survival-plan/#comment-13763

@ Alex:

Well, I picked North because that’s way closer to me than the tropics. Since I live in the tristate area heading towards Canada seems like a good choice. To get to the tropics I’d literally have to travel to a different continent (South America).

Also, tropics have their own problems – such as malaria for example. We also wouldn’t know if mosquitoes or common parasites can spread the Zombie plague and tropics swarm with insects.

Not to mention that I’d rather deal with a zombie moose, or a solitary zombie bear than worry about zombie monkeys, zombie snakes, zombie leopards and fucking zombie candiru (you know, the fish that swims up your urethra). :)

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By: Alex http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/04/30/zombie-survival-plan/#comment-13760 Fri, 11 Dec 2009 01:44:35 +0000 http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/04/30/zombie-survival-plan/#comment-13760

hey all. i have to say, in all honesty, although survival in the cold, desolate, and supercold nothern regions of the world WOULD possibly work, why not try the tropics. I have to say, if you went to a rainforest, you would be quite hidden from the stupid zombie. all you would have to do is climb a tree, make some makeshift way of gettting around, plenty of food, plenty of water. however, this goes for if the infeciton only can effect humans, if not this plan is worthless, cause in all seriousness, viruses can evolve. Now if animals became infected, say goodbye to meat. floating corpses would flood the sea and unknowing fish would see it as free meal and then become infected themselfs, causing the ship in the sea plan to fail. In the northern reagon you would still have to worry about animals and birds if this were the case, but humanoid zombies are out of the question, like the tropics. Another good place would be the savanas in africa, despite the people, there are plenty of wildlife that could be used for food, and hopefully the spare waterhole. thats it for what i have to say. The prision idea is good if you have enough suplies by the way, and seriously, your not going to be surrounded unless your really obvious, aka shooting zombies that get close, loud and noticible. they would pass bye wihtout noticing anyway and you would be safe.

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By: Zombie Survival Kit « Terminally Incoherent http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/04/30/zombie-survival-plan/#comment-13220 Mon, 21 Sep 2009 14:44:26 +0000 http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2007/04/30/zombie-survival-plan/#comment-13220

[…] outbreaks are a recurring theme here. We have already discussed our Zombie Survival Plans™ in much detail. The general idea was to try to get away from urban and suburban areas and head North into Canada […]

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