Wow! That was pretty darn hilarious. Hope you don’t read my book and slash my throat!

You,Sir, are epic.
You deserve an award for bravery.

@ Amy:
She’s obviously a pissed twilight fangirl, don’t waste your time on her.

OMFG I love you. Thank you so much. Just so you know…I’m a sixteen year old girl who regretted reading the series. I read Les Miserables in sixth grade and went onto bigger and better books. So not ALL teenage girls are sucked in by the sparklepires.

P.S. I read all of them because my friend made me when I lost a bet. Meyer gets worse.

God, I hate the books. The best part of the movies, was when the werewolves were ripping the vampires apart. These books make me embarresed to be a chick. I think Bella needs counciling, I really do. If you ditch your friends and gain suicidal tendencies because your bf left you, you need help. The other thing I hated, is the fact was that she was totally dependent on Edward, and thought that him sneeking into her room to stand in the corner of said room to watch her sleep was romantic and not creepy and/or stalkerish.
All in all, cheap plot, see-through charcters

@ Rishabh:
You’ve never heard of the series? maybe you should go outside or something coz its pretty fucking famous. And i’m not standing up for it, it’s shit. But you dont have to be a cunt about it, why dont you try and write something better?

I got 5 chapters into the first book and stopped because I couldn’t take the repetativness and bad writing any more.
Twilight is one of the few annoying fads that has managed to make me passionate in my hatred; usually when I dislike something I just ignore it until it goes away, but it’s not possible to do that with Twilight. It’s ruined the image of the vampire in pop culture and made me lose what little faith I had in the girls of my generation and those beneath it. Bella is the most anti-femministic character ever concieved, she goes back and forth between being a stuck up, pretentious bitch and being totally spineless, almost never thinks for herself, (on the rare occasion she does it always ends in disaster which ofcoarse leads to her having to be rescued by the nearest hot guy) and has an irrational, immediate dislike of all other females, unless their vampires, and millions of young girls want desprately to be like her… *sigh*

Nice. I totally agree with this. Although I just have to say, it does rain a lot in western Washington. I live more inland than Forks, but there’s still tons of rain. It was raining a few minutes ago, actually. It stopped, but I expect it to start again within the next hour.

Actually I haven’t read the Twilight series but I’ve read some of the Southern Vampire series, and its trashy, irritating but strangely engrossing at the same time. but overall after reading it I had to read Isaac Asimov’s Foundation series for therapy. So thanks for the review I might not subject myself to twilight…I might have to pick up War and Peace to recover if I do. Incidentally, the heroine Sookie Stackhouse is also irresistible, but to vampires. Apparently its in her blood which isn’t explained till book 6 or something in the series. So while we’re reading book 3, trying to figure out what the hell makes her so bloody irresistible(no pun intended) to 100-1000 year old greek/viking god vampires. Since all she does is go to vampire clubs, puts herself in mortal danger, gets her dress ripped/ ruined and basically has the living daylights punched out of her only to be rescued by her vampire suitors at the last minute …sound familiar???? Strangely, like bad reality TV, so bad you can’t look away, I am reading the 4th book in the series, albeit a library copy because I refuse to spend good money on trash.

Oh, no, not all of us of the female persuasion are addicted to Twilight. I will admit to loving Harry Potter, but that’s more of an ‘I grew up with it’ thing.

No, my Dad apparently saw the first movie and for some deluded reason decided it was actiony and cool, and wanted to see the second movie. I, his twenty year old daughter, begrudgingly agreed to go with him, then enjoyed rubbing it in his face when it was as pitiful as I expected. Although, it was a pretty movie— the CGI, particularly for the wolves, is very good, but, uh… I like some plot to go along with the imagery.

Nah, I think you hit it all right on the head. Give me Wells or Heinlein or Rowling or anybody.