Monthly Archives: February 2007

How hard is it to AWK it?

I emailed the dude that maintains the mail server today to get me an up to date list of all our mailboxes. Our email gets handled by a 3rd party company so I don’t get access to that box. I … Continue reading

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Norton Internet Security is a Piece of Crap

When I came to work today, one of the desktops in the office was popping up the following message: Norton Antivirus 2006 was unable to start instant messenger scanner. It will be unable to scan instant messenger downloads for infections. … Continue reading

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Idiocracy

When I first heard about Idiocracy I really wanted to see it. Then I forgot about it and never did. Perhaps it was because the movie was released without any promotion, or TV ads and ran only in selected theaters. … Continue reading

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Lost: Only Fools are Enslaved by Time and Space

Apparently, if you play the brainwashing scene from Not in Portland backwards, you can hear a woman’s voice saying: “only fools are enslaved by time and space”:. yourube link Has anyone else confirmed this? I just want to make sure … Continue reading

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Creating a Custom Firefox Search Plugin

I decided to make a Firefox Search Plugin for this site, mostly because I was wondering how hard would it be. Surprisingly enough, it is a really easy task. You should be able to create one without any experience in … Continue reading

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Removing Myspace Music with Greasemonkey

As you may or may not know, I fucking hate when people put music on their myspace. In fact I actually dislike pretty much every single design choice that was made on that website. I don’t hate the concept – … Continue reading

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LOST: nine moves away from checkmate

If you are a LOST fan like me, go read the Lost and Found article on Entertainment Weekly website. It certainly lifted my spirits regarding the direction the show is taking. I think the gist of it can be summarized … Continue reading

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Make Your Own Dharma Rations

The people at Insanely Great News decided to celebrate the return of LOST by making bunch of custom Dharma ration labels for their snack food: image © insanely great news How awesome is that? They even provide a PDF for … Continue reading

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Forum

I did two things today – I opened up registration for this blog, and created the /forum/. I figured that this might be a little bit more interesting than a shoutbox. Or not… What do you think Travis? Note, you … Continue reading

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Real Buffering

This might be old, but it gave me a chuckle: found @ my confined space – original author unknown I banish anything produced by Real™ from any hard drive I touch. Anyone using their proprietary formats to deliver content to … Continue reading

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Has this ever happened to you?

I can’t tell you how many times this has happened to me: comic © joe and monkey – click for original I’m horrible when it comes to remembering people’s names and other details about them. I took quite a few … Continue reading

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VPN From MSU Campus

I know that several people from MSU read this blog, so here is a question: why can’t I do VPN when I’m on campus? Whenever I try to establish some sort of ppt connection with the outside world I get … Continue reading

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Chinese 419?

The problem with these damn 419 letters is that spam filters sometimes don’t catch them. This one is short and sweet – the dude doesn’t even give me imaginative the back story or tell me how many millions of “US … Continue reading

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Ballmer’s Office Sucks Balls

Steve Ballmer, the loud, sweaty, awkward Microsoft chair tossing machine has a totally lame office: Ballmer’s Desk found @ extralife Embedded image removed upon request of the author I would imagine that a Micro$oft executive would reside in something more… … Continue reading

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UK National Lottery Scam

They are getting creative or what? This time it’s not a rogue prince, a rich political refuge with a diamond mine, or a wealthy British lady dying from a cancerous stroke. Oh no, this time I won a friken lottery: … Continue reading

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Xcopy: Insufficient Memory

Here is an interesting issue I ran into today. I have a script which creates a local copy of one of the important folders on the server using the xcopy command. To make the long story short, after several “accidents” … Continue reading

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Programmer Hierarchy

This seems about right: img © luke welling [click on image to enlarge] I think the original author is Luke Welling’s. At least this is as far as I could track it down. And yeah, I know it’s old – … Continue reading

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Intelligent Warming

I don’t know about you but I find this amusing (and relevant to the current political situation): image © defective yeti I think US is the only country in the world in which vast numbers of citizens do not believe … Continue reading

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Microsoft Redesigning iPod Package

Ok, this is almost a year old, but still I lol’d: youtube link found @ boingboing Heh, I just glanced at the old Visual Studio box lying on a shelf here and it perfectly mirrors the design ideas outlined in … Continue reading

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LaTex: Making Floatng Text Boxes

Here is a problem I faced. In my thesis I had descriptions of several algorithms that I used. They were essentially written as long numbered lists. Unfortunately because of the way the paper was paged, almost all of them were … Continue reading

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Dolphin Stadium Website Hacked

It appears that the website of the Dolphin Stadium (home of Sunday’s Super Bowl XLI) has been compromised, and a malicious trojan downloader was embedded into the website code: img © websense From the source: A link to a malicious … Continue reading

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Vista Upgrade Path… Confusing Much?

How many different versions of Vista are there? There is a lot of confusion about this among users. How do you upgrade. Which version is the “good one”? Which one is the best for me? Fortunately, I could not care … Continue reading

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Please Send Clue to Boston!

Ok, let’s recap what happened yesterday. Bunch of Mooninite Light-Brights created a mass hysteria, and media outcry in Boston. The officials hunted down the innocent people involved in the viral marketing scheme, arrested them, and sent bunch of media hounds … Continue reading

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A Stern Warning

Oh Noez! I have committed a thought crime: Naturally, when I saw this sign I had this strange urge to park something (anything really) in that spot. Is that a parking violation or what? Jokes aside, doesn’t that seem a … Continue reading

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Use of Middle Urinal Considered Harmful

There are many jokes about mens room etiquette out there. I’m not really trying to make one here. But there are some things that are just plain common sense. Consider a public restroom with 3 urinals placed uncomfortably close to … Continue reading

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