Dear History Channel,
I wanted to start this letter by politely saying: WHAT THE FUCK? As you may or may not know the name of your network (“The History Channel” in case you forgot) sort of implies that your programming should at least relate to history. Don’t you agree? I may be completely off base here, but I would think that when TV viewers hear this name they have certain expectations, and preconceptions as to what your programming is going to be.
For example, majority of normal people (may they rot in hell for all eternity) will avoid your network like a plague because they are generally allergic to knowledge and anything remotely educational fills them with fear and doubt. On the other hand people whose IQ is not a single digit number (and sadly it seems that we are a dying breed) actually seek your channel out for precisely the kind of programing which scares off the mainstream sheeple. I really think that well made documentaries, be it about ancient civilizations, weapons, world war 2 or more contemporary stuff are much more interesting than the Reality TV bullshit that many of my coworkers enjoy so much.
Only recently, there has been preciously little of actual History on my History Channel! In the past I had your channel running in the background most of the day, and whenever I looked at TV there was something interesting on. And even if it was not interesting, it did not provoke nausea in me. These days I usually end up flipping channels in disgust because I just can’t stand the crap you are airing in the evening sometimes.
Let me ask you a question: what do shows like Ice Truckers, Axemen, It’s Tougher in Alaska, and Monster Quest have to do with History? Absolutely nothing! Why are they on your network then? What is the purpose? In case you have failed to notice, these are pretty much reality shows. Reality shows without promiscuous sex, relationship drama and attractive women in bikinis. Reality shows about grizzled, overweight truckers, lumberjacks and Bigfoot enthusiasts. I’m sorry but even big fans of reality tv genre are probably turned off by this shit.
Here is a newsflash: reality shows suck ass. People who watch reality shows and enjoy them are a fucking IDIOTS. Idiots do not watch History Channel because knowledge is like Kryptonite to them. It is that simple. Who are you pandering to by making new seasons of these titles? Do I need to remind you who your core audience is? It’s predominantly white collar intellectuals, people from the academia, college students and history buffs. My guess is that 98% of these people have no interest in watching a reality show about dim-witted blue collar physical laborers who can barely string together a coherent sentence. Can you see why this is a bad idea?
Why can’t you stick to what everyone expects you to do – and that is documentaries. The reality TV is going to scare away your core viewers, and it won’t attract new ones because dumb people don’t watch your network – and this is the only kind of viewers you could possibly catch watching this crap.
And while you are at it, can you please ditch the supernormal shit? How many shows can you make about NOT catching Bigfoot, or NOT proving or disproving the existence of ghosts, monsters or UFO’s? This shit was awesome when I watched it on Discovery Channel when I was 14. But then Discovery decided that they want to spent most of their time airing shows about bikers, grease monkeys, and home improvement shows. So I stopped watching it. Now you are doing the same fucking thing.
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I’ve always been pissed when stations start doing shit like that. The shows may be all right but it’s just stupid. the worst offender is the weather channel. Instead of weather coverage 24/7 like they are supposed to, they create stupid shows about people who lived through storms. Big fucking deal, I want to see if it’s gonna hail or not. They need to take a lesson from court tv, who changed their name to true.tv so they could do more reality programming.
90% of the watchable stuff is in the “premium” discovery and history channels which may cost an extra $20+ to get them packaged with the “premium” MTV channels.
The specials are still good on regular Discover and History, but the series are crap. Don’t get me wrong, an episode or two of people catching crabs is informative even if it is a reality show, but they are going crazy with the number and topics.
Ugh. Don’t get me started on the “weather” channel. Come on…weather related movies?
Precisely – first episode of any of these shows is pretty much like an inside look on these jobs that most people don’t even know about. But there is really no way to stretch this sort of thing into a series. How many times can they show the same dude driving the same truck on the same patch of ice?
I think you just called my mother an idiot… But it’s ok, because I agree with every single word :P This is exactly [one of the reasons] why I stopped watching TV. Good shows a too hard to come by nowadays. And when they do broadcast a TV show I like, they rarely broadcast the episodes in order. That, and commercials.
The only thing reality shows accomplish is making dumb people dumber, and I wouldn’t be surprised if that eventually leads to our demise. I’m also kinda against lots of sports events. I mean sure, the Olympic opening ceremony in China was cool, but from what I heard it cost like $800 million! Just imagine what you could do with that kind of money. And they blow it on a few hours of entertainment!
[quote post=”2607″]I think you just called my mother an idiot…[/quote]
Uh! >_< I guess I called like half my family idiots too. But I guess that's what they get for watching these shows.