Hey everyone, guess what day is it today? It’s Independence Day! A day when we commemorate the defeat of the alien fleet that blew up the white house by blowing shit up with fireworks. But most importantly it is a holiday devoted to these two brave men:
Happy Independence Day
These two Hollywood actors managed to do the impossible. Will Smith (pictured on the left) flew a jet plane into the alien mother ship, where Jeff Goldbloom (right) uploaded a virus into the alien network using his mac book. It should also be noted that Smith has never flown a plane before, and Goldbloom knows very little about computers – which makes their accomplishment that much more impressive.
I apologize if you were expecting real content today. I do this joke every year – it sort of became a tradition. I wonder if there are any other movies or books with holiday titles which are not holiday specials. So you know – the annual “desperate comedian is so strapped for cash that he agrees to play a chump that must replace Santa Claus on Christmas” movie does not count. Can you think of anything?
Non-US readers – this is your chance to chime in too. Do you have a prominent movie and/or book with a national and/or regional holiday in the title that has nothing to do with said holiday (just like Independence Day)? Let me know in the comments.
Related posts are unusually relevant here.
Well, these are relevant… Just not particularly interesting I guess. Maybe it’s time for a new 4th of July joke. :P