I wanted to take a minute to wish everyone Merry X-Mas! Remember to lock your doors, board your windows and keep your weapons at bay tonight! Robot Santa is coming, and he won’t care whether you have been naughty or nice this year. He shoots firsts and then consults his list later. So take care, and I hop you survive!
Robot Santa is coming to town!
To those of you who do not celebrate X-mas, merry whatever you celebrate. Have a good one!. And remember, Robot Santa does not discriminate based on religion so I’d still recommend being prepared.
Oh, and if you don’t get this you must be new. Welcome, and go watch some Futurama or just Google “Robot Santa” for refference.