Best South Park episode ever! But they screwed up the history a bit. It was a bombing incident. You can’t skip the exploding megatons worth of hydrogen bombs! Heh!
I think they actually went easy on them. They could have spent more time picking their silly dorctrines appart instead of doing that closet bit. I mean, it was funny, but they could have spent this time ripping on Hubbard and his followers some more.
Still, I think this is officially the best line in the history of TV:
We have an important update. Tom Cruise, John Travolta and R Kelly all just came out of the closet!
Priceless!
They are so getting sued for this. Was that a challenge at the end of the episode? Are they really taunting the church scientology? I love how the end credits are John Smith. :P
The best summary of the “secret” doctrine of Scientology, which gives the story of Xenu the Galactic Overlord, can be found on Wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu
Let’s not forget Operation Clambake – the ultimate source of information on the scientology craziness :)