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How do mermaids reproduce?

Penny Arcade totally stole this joke from that Futurama episode, but it is still funny:

Penny Arcade - Mermaids
comic © penny arcade; click to enlarge

Here is a question to ponder: why do mermaids have boobs?

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    • 8 Responses to “How do mermaids reproduce?”

    1. Gravatar Eilleen (princessatine) UNITED STATES Says: Reply to this comment
      October 1st, 2006 at 8:42 am (1259) [Quote]

      Reproduction: Something about laying eggs in a guy’s sac (as per Futurama). Sounds a bit painful, but if seahorses can do it, I’m sure a merman can.

      Boobs: To ease oral fixations.

      Posted using Safari Safari on Mac OS Mac OS X
    2. Gravatar Luke UNITED STATES Says: Reply to this comment
      October 1st, 2006 at 8:32 pm (1261) [Quote]

      LOL

      I figured that boobs were to lure unsuspecting sailors to certain doom or something like that, but what you said also makes sense. P

      Posted using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.7 on Windows Windows XP
    3. Gravatar Lina AUSTRALIA Says: Reply to this comment
      May 12th, 2008 at 4:20 am (9031) [Quote]

      how do they lay the eggs then? theres nowhere for the eggs to come out is there?

      Posted using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.14 on Windows Windows XP
    4. Gravatar Andrea UNITED STATES Says: Reply to this comment
      July 4th, 2008 at 8:19 pm (9544) [Quote]

      that was very very very stupid.
      like come on man.plz

      Posted using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 3.0 on Windows Windows XP
    5. Gravatar Lina AUSTRALIA Says: Reply to this comment
      July 6th, 2008 at 7:31 pm (9551) [Quote]

      boobs… the same reason why women have them? to feed their young?
      and who knows, maybe mermaids are mammals but then again we dont know now do we.

      Posted using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.15 on Windows Windows XP
    6. Gravatar Tommy Gun UNITED STATES Says: Reply to this comment
      August 12th, 2008 at 1:23 pm (9838) [Quote]

      I’m sure that if mermaids do exist that they have Vaginas and Mermen have penises and then they have Mer sex lol

      Posted using Internet Explorer Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows Windows XP
    7. Gravatar Luke Maciak UNITED STATES Says: Reply to this comment
      August 12th, 2008 at 1:57 pm (9840) [Quote]

      Not necessarily… The female could just lay fish-eggs, and the male would inseminate them externally just like fish do.

      Or perhaps the real Merfolk would be the reverse way (fish head + legs) like on Family Guy.

      Posted using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.16 on Ubuntu Linux Ubuntu Linux
    8. Gravatar Lina AUSTRALIA Says: Reply to this comment
      August 14th, 2008 at 2:22 am (9857) [Quote]

      you cant base everything on family guy…

      hm.. maybe if ya ask hans anderson you might know? but you’re gonna have to wait until ya die aye.. heh.

      Posted using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.16 on Windows Windows XP

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