How do mermaids reproduce?
Penny Arcade totally stole this joke from that Futurama episode, but it is still funny:
comic © penny arcade; click to enlarge
Here is a question to ponder: why do mermaids have boobs?
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Reproduction: Something about laying eggs in a guy’s sac (as per Futurama). Sounds a bit painful, but if seahorses can do it, I’m sure a merman can.
Boobs: To ease oral fixations.
LOL
I figured that boobs were to lure unsuspecting sailors to certain doom or something like that, but what you said also makes sense.
how do they lay the eggs then? theres nowhere for the eggs to come out is there?
that was very very very stupid.
like come on man.plz
boobs… the same reason why women have them? to feed their young?
and who knows, maybe mermaids are mammals but then again we dont know now do we.
I’m sure that if mermaids do exist that they have Vaginas and Mermen have penises and then they have Mer sex lol
Not necessarily… The female could just lay fish-eggs, and the male would inseminate them externally just like fish do.
Or perhaps the real Merfolk would be the reverse way (fish head + legs) like on Family Guy.
you cant base everything on family guy…
hm.. maybe if ya ask hans anderson you might know? but you’re gonna have to wait until ya die aye.. heh.
maybe they throw up the baby via mouth.
here’s another question regarding on merboobs.
do they have nipples?
In the past it was not uncommon for a mermaid (actually a medieval siren) to be portrayed as having a split tail, with a vagina located (or implied to be) between the two parts.