I Hate VBA
Someone please kill me. I just spent a whole day coding in VBA…
It is so mind bogglingly difficult to create a semi-robust vba macros that will not blow up when exposed to dumb users that it makes me want to puke. In case you never developed in VBA let me show you all the stages involved in working on a project involving this hellish language.
Stage 1: Cakewalk
VBA? Pshh… It’s not even a real language. This is going to be a cake-walk.
Stage 2: Leave it to Me!
I looked at the spec, and this thing is going to be a walk in the park. Leave it to me boss! It will be ready in no time.
Stage 3: This is Harder than I anticipated…
When I was starting this project, I did not realize that VBA is so ass-backwards retarded… It may actually take me some time before I figure out a way to properly implement this in a straightforward, easy and robust, user-proof way.
Stage 4: There has to be a way…
Hmm… There has to be a way to do this in VBA. I mean, how can you leave out an important feature like that. I just need to do more research on this…
Stage 5: WTF in Hell????
WTF? Why is it doing that! I didn’t tell it to do that! This is stupid! Eat the food! Eat the FOOD! Gaaaah! What is wrong with this thing?
Stage 6: Must… Kill… Something…
Fucking shit fuck fuck fucker fuck you aaaaagh!
Stage 7: ZOMG! Deadline!
This is supposed to be due when? Oh crap! Crap! Crap! Fuck the hard stuff! I need to get some of this stuff done and quick!
Stage 8: Hax!
I have had enough of this. There is just no elegant way to do this. I’m just gonna have to to hack it into submission. But first, let me put on my gloves, cause it is going to get dirty…
Btw, all the images I used are from Fullmetal Alchemist anime and manga.
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October 11th, 2006 at 2:18 am (1317) [Quote]
hahaha. this doesn’t only apply to VBA. I’m going to have to convert this and have it apply to nachos. i’ll provide the link when i do it….(will be a couple of days because i have a deadline coming up.
Posted usingOctober 11th, 2006 at 3:02 am (1318) [Quote]
Yeah, I guess it would apply to just about anything - especially the nachos thing. But hey, at least you get to work in C - the experience may come in handy one day. Coding in VBA on the other hand is just a slow torture that gets you nowhere.
Posted usingSeptember 12th, 2007 at 8:43 pm (6180) [Quote]
hahaha man i’ve just spent 3 hours and i’ve written 2 lines of code
VBA IS MIND BOGGLINGLY BAD. And just to kick you in the face Micro$hite has the most convoluted bloated help files that don’t actually tell you any thing anyway
I need to MD5 email address on an access table. If I was using mysql all i’d need to do is write the sql “hash = md5(email)”. done in 2 seconds. but @#$!@#$!@#$ vba doesn’t even have an md5 function!?!?? Took me an hour just to find a fu@#$g md5 function which was originally written for asp (seriously if you still code in old school asp you need to be shot).
ALL I WANT TO DO IS LOOP ALL THE THE ROWS ON MY TABLE
but no every fuc@#$g time try to do anything with the database i get error message, after error message, after error message. every message is utterly useless giving no feedback.
DROP TABLE _tmp (since my CREATE VIEW sql doesn’t work ???)
yeah i know _tmp doesn’t exist i’m dropping it cos it might exist and you’ll spaz and error if i try creating it if it does exist
fcuk try catch ?
what no try catch, wtf is this shit??
On Error goto catch
‘ code
‘ code
‘ code
‘ code
catch:
‘ wtf is this syntax, commodore 64 sh1t?????
seriously 3 hours ive written 2 lines. VBA FCUKING SUCCCCCCCCKSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted usingMarch 13th, 2008 at 6:14 am (8459) [Quote]
sorry i know this is an old thread but i just had to post something….
ive spent all day validating a ONE date field, VBA is eye wateringly bad, and thats being very polite….. also Access 2007!?@?
what kind of developer would use access to build a secure multi user data driven application?!!#!!
also VBA - no multiline comments, id laugh if i didnt have to spend the next 2 weeks looking at this sh1t!
:-(
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