I was in the store today with my brother Ark. He is one of those people who religiously wears Converse all year round (even when it’s below zero and there is 6″ of snow outside). He was unhappy with the assortment of shoes they had there. All of a sudden he disappeared and reemerged with two pairs of Converse in different shades of pink.
Me: Dude, did you pull those out of the ladies aisle?
Ark: Dude, all Converse shoes are unisex. See, they print both male and female sizes on them – every pair is marked the same. The store just arbitrarily sorts them by colors and shit. These are awesome!
Me: Yeah, awesome if you’re gay!
Ark: Whatever, I’m secure enough with my sexuality to wear pink shoes. Hold on, I also need to get some boxers.
Me: Oh, do you get that in the ladies aisle too?
Ark: I said boxers, not lingerie…
Me: Ah… I forgot you buy your lingerie from Victoria’s Secret.
Ark: That’s where I get my thongs!
Then he proceeds to pick up a T-Shirt that says “You are looking at a legend” and he shows it to me.
Sigh… I think Ark needs his own sitcom. :P
[tags]shoes, pink converse, ark, the legend, stupidity, humor[/tags]