Happy Independence Day
Happy Independence Day everyone! Have fun, stay safe and avoid blowing yourself up with fireworks! Don’t forget what this day is really about. It is about commemorating the bravery of the two great men who saved our planet.
If I remember the history lessons correctly, one of these men was a Fresh Prince of an ancient wealthy kingdom known only as Bel-Air. The other one was actually half fly, half Jewish. Together they developed a computer virus so awesome it disabled the whole alien invading fleet. We commemorate their bravery by shooting fireworks into the air, which remind us how we defeated the space invaders.
I will make this joke every year until it becomes funny again. 
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July 4th, 2008 at 10:24 pm (9546) [Quote]
Ahem. It’s “Bel Air”.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fresh_Prince_of_Bel-Air
Posted usingJuly 5th, 2008 at 1:26 am (9547) [Quote]
Ok, ok. I fixed it. I usually don’t get past “and my mom got scared” bit and I didn’t bother to look up the spelling.
Posted usingJuly 5th, 2008 at 10:33 am (9548) [Quote]
Actually only one of them developed the computer virus :p
Posted usingJuly 5th, 2008 at 12:05 pm (9549) [Quote]
Details, details, details… Come on, I’m trying to be funny here.
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