Happy Independence Day

Happy Independence Day everyone! Have fun, stay safe and avoid blowing yourself up with fireworks! Don’t forget what this day is really about. It is about commemorating the bravery of the two great men who saved our planet.

Independance Day

If I remember the history lessons correctly, one of these men was a Fresh Prince of an ancient wealthy kingdom known only as Bel-Air. The other one was actually half fly, half Jewish. Together they developed a computer virus so awesome it disabled the whole alien invading fleet. We commemorate their bravery by shooting fireworks into the air, which remind us how we defeated the space invaders.

I will make this joke every year until it becomes funny again. :mrgreen:

[tags]independence day, fresh prince of bell air, fly, jeff goldblum, will smith[/tags]

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4 Responses to Happy Independence Day

  1. Luke Maciak UNITED STATES Mozilla Firefox Windows Terminalist says:

    Ok, ok. I fixed it. I usually don’t get past “and my mom got scared” bit and I didn’t bother to look up the spelling. :P

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  2. Fr3d UNITED KINGDOM Mozilla Firefox Windows says:

    Actually only one of them developed the computer virus :p

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  3. Luke Maciak UNITED STATES Mozilla Firefox Windows Terminalist says:

    Details, details, details… Come on, I’m trying to be funny here. :P

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