Hey folks, I just wanted to wish everyone a happy belated independence day! The bad news is that this year the holiday fell on Sunday which is stupid. There should be some law that restricts national holidays to Mondays and Fridays only so that people can get a 3 day weekend few times a year. The good news is that I have the Monday off which is awesome.
Anyways, in case you were living under a rock for over a decade now, you are probably aware that back in 1996 we got invaded by aliens who blew up the white house. The one we have now was rebuilt using the original blueprints, and ten million Lego bricks. Our civilization would have perished if it wasn’t for two brave men: the man-fly and the fresh prince:
Jeff Goldbloom was able to defeat the aliens by uploading a virus to their incomprehensible alien computer system using his Mac. Will Smith helped him by smoking a cigar, but then his mom got scared and sent him to live with his aunt and uncle in Bel Air. It was a great success. To this day we commemorate this event by blowing shit up with fireworks.
Non-US readers: do you have a holiday in your area during which it is acceptable to blow shit up? If yes, please share.
Happy 4th everyone!