Monster Mega Breackfast
Ark and me went to the Red Hawk Diner today. We made the mistake of ordering their Mega Meals. He ordered the Gut Buster and I got the 12″ Pankakes.
To my dismay, these pankakes were called 12″ because they have a 12″ diameter. Duh! I did not expect them to be that big. I don’t know what the hell was I thinking. They are fucking huge ass, mastodonic, garganduan pankakes!
The manager told me that if I eat them both, my meal is free 
I tried, but couldn’t do it. I didn’t even finish one of them. I think I need to bring Nick, our local eathing champion, with me next time 
Needless to say, I think I’m done with pankakes for a while
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