Hello, I’m a Mac

Hey, have you seen the new Apple commercials? You know, the ones with the young ultra hip Mac dude, and geeky middle aged chubby PC guy?

Hello, I'm  Mac

Mac: Hello, I’m a Mac.
PC: And I’m a PC.
Mac: And we’re here to…

AAAAAAAAAGH! KILL! MAIM! DESTROY! STFU! STFU! SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Please, stop this! Just fucking stop with these commercials. They were not funny at the beginning, and they are not funny now. How long are you going to milk the same stupid joke? It’s about time to send Mac and PC guys to the Island of Misfit Mascots where they can frolic along with Dell Dude and Taco Bell dog.

Dear Apple,

I respectfully ask you to please stop showing your “Hello, I’m a Mac” commercial. I really think that at this point it is actually damaging your brand name. I can tell you that it annoys the LIVING SHIT out of me every time I see it.

Respectfully yours,

Annoyed Linux User

Mac: Hello, I’m a Mac.
PC: And I’m a PC.
Mac: Oops, I think I might have a faulty part. We are going to have to send me back to Apple for repairs.
PC: Nah, we will stop at any computer shop and just pick up new part for like $10.
Mac: No can do pal. My super, duper proprietary architecture is closed and secret, so only Apple can fix me. The part will actually cost $1,500.
PC: That’s… That’s just wrong…
Mac: Wrong? YOURE WRONG NERD! You’re fat and you wear glasses! Haha! I win! I RULE YOU!
PC: … [kicks Mac in the balls and walks away]

Now that I got that out of my system I feel a little bit better :mrgreen:

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11 Responses to Hello, I’m a Mac

  1. ZeWrestler UNITED STATES Mozilla Firefox Windows says:

    Since your on the topic.

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  2. ZeWrestler UNITED STATES Mozilla Firefox Windows says:

    ok, can you enable html in your comments, i had a comic i tried posting twice.

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  3. Mac: Hello, I’m a Mac.
    PC: Hi, I’m a PC.
    Mac: I can’t keep up with the PC so I’m going to ditch my OS and go open source. Oh and while I’m at it, I’ll be switching to Intel for my CPU too, so really, I’m just a PC in hipster clothing.
    PC: Right.

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  4. Luke UNITED STATES Mozilla Firefox Windows says:

    James: I’m not sure what happened. HTML is enabled. At last that’s what it seems. I looked at the source of your posts and you just had a link to photobucket main page and no link text.

    Ara: LOL!

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  5. ZeWrestler UNITED STATES Mozilla Firefox Windows says:

    weird, lets try one more time:

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  6. Luke UNITED STATES Mozilla Firefox Windows says:

    Let me try:

    link

    I have no clue what is going on with this thing. If you can’t post a link, just paste in the URL here – that always works :)

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  7. I’ve noticed that WordPress doesn’t allow image tags in comments. I had to manually edit a comment on my own blog to include an image (it seems you can put an image tag into a comment through the wordpress backend).

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  8. Luke UNITED STATES Mozilla Firefox Ubuntu Linux says:

    Odd. Thanks for the tip Ara. Good to know this for the futrure. Er… I should probably put in a blurb about this somewhere above the comment box :P

    In a way this might actually be a good thing. I’m very careful with sizing my images because they can very easily mess up my layout.

    James: LOL – I saw that one a long time ago.

    BTW, what the hell happened to PVP lately? Did it jump the shark already? I think that current “Shecky” story arc is totally lame. They need to drop that character and get back to geeky jokes again.

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  9. ZeWrestler UNITED STATES Mozilla Firefox Windows says:

    agreed. he was entertaining when the cat wanted him dead.

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