4th of July is a very significant day in American history. This day will forever commemorate victory over evil aliens that invaded our planet, and blew up the white house.
Our home world, and our way of life was saved by the heroic exploits of brave American legends: Jeff Goldblum, Will Smith, and Randy Quade. We salute you!
God, that movie sucked ass!
Anyways, happy 4th everyone! Enjoy the fireworks!