Take this 10 question quiz to see if you are a clueless luser, or a hard-core hacker. Please note that this post is filed under humor which suggests that it should not be taken completely seriously.
- What is the best browser?
a. What is a browser? (-10)
b. Interner Explorer (-5)
c. Mozilla, Firefox, Opera and etc.. (+0)
d. Lynx, Links (+5)
e. Browsers are for pussies – I use wget and more (+10) - What is the best email client?
a. What do you mean when you say “client”? (-10)
b. Outlook/Outlook Express (-5)
c. Thunderbird, Eudora, Pegasus Mail, Evolution and etc.. (+0)
d. Mutt, Pine (+5)
e. Who needs clients, I just telnet to port 110 (+10) - What is the best OS?
a. What’s an OS? (-10)
b. Windows FTW! (-5)
c. OSX (+0)
d. Linux, BSD (+5)
e. Amiga OS (+10) - What is the best text editor?
a. Word (-10)
b. Notepad (-5)
c. EditPlus, TextPad, Notepad2 and etc.. (+0)
d. Emacs, Vim, vi (+5)
e. Ed (+10) - What is the best desktop environment?
a. What is who? (-10)
b. The one that comes with Vista (-5)
c. KDE, Gnome, etc.. (+0)
d. WindowMaker, IceWM, etc.. (+5)
e. I don’t even have X server installed (+10) - What’s the programming language you excel at?
a. I can do links in HTML.. (-10)
b. Visual Basic (-5)
c. Java, C++, etc.. (+0)
d. Lisp, Prolog, etc.. (+5)
e. I only code in assembly (+10) - Your favorite base?
a. Ace Of Base (-10)
b. Google Base (-5)
c. Base 10 naturally (+0)
d. Base 16 or base 2 (+5)
e. All your base are belong to us (+10) - Your favorite shell?
a. You mean like sea shells? (-10)
b. cmd.exe (-5)
c. bash (+0)
d. csh (+5)
e. scsh (+10) - You write your essays in:
a. You dictate them to your secretary (-10)
b. Word (-5)
c. Open Office (+0)
d. Emacs/Vi and compile using Latex (+5)
e. Emacs/Vi in postscript format (+10) - What is your education level:
a. MBA (-10)
b. High School Diploma (-5)
c. College Degree (+0)
d. Masters Degree (excluding MBA) (+5)
e. PHD
Add up all your points, to get your final score. Compare it to the results listed after the jump.
- below -50: Manager. Should not be allowed near a computer without parental supervision.
- -50 to -10: Totally Clueless. Need to be LART‘ed daily.
- -10 to 10: Somewhat clueful, and tech-competent individual.
- 10 to 50: Geeky and proud of it.
- 50 to 90: Totally 1337
- 90 or more: Hacker Guru, and a Jedi Master. Bow down to him.
So, what is your score?
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I have a clue, but i’m not a hacker.
Guess i mostly choose the easy way to access my email and stuff …
(thunderbird instead of telnet)
If this is Question`s for a hacker , then the writter is like 9 years old.
Heh good for a few laughs. Too lazy to add those all up though
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I initially wanted to make this as a form, and hack up some Javascript that would calculate your score and then display results, but I also got lazy.
I always wanted to be a Jedi. I better get typing my dissertation in VI so i can get that PHD before i’m 90.
Bloody Hell, i could go grey before ever finishing a document..
a modest 30… almost some of your bases are belong to me…
I got 55
(it was 45 if you don’t count double answers, such as using IceWM as well as no x-server
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