The Norris Rule

I have noticed a trend, which from now on I shall refer to as the The Norris Rule:

Chuck Norris

  1. Any poll with a write in option will include Chuck Norris.

  2. Chuck Norris wins every poll he appears in. No exceptions

I suspect that if Chuck ran for president in 2008, he would become the first head of state elected purely for shits and giggles. :mrgreen:

1st Corollary to the Norris Rule: You can replace Chuck Norris with any other popular internet meme – the rule still applies. For example here is a poll where “I like turtles” wins despite being irrelevant and off topic.

2nd Corollary to the Norris Rule: Chuck Norris may lose a poll to a sufficiently popular internet meme, especially since the popularity of “Chuck Norris Facts” has been slowly losing it’s memetic value.

3rd Corollary to the Norris Rule: If the poll involves picking a name for a building, bridge, monument, etc then Stephen Colbert will always win even if Chuck Norris appears as a write-in option.

4th Corollary to the Norris Rule: A write-in option of a memetic nature is very likely to gain over 9000 votes.

[tags]polls, online polls, chuck norris, write in, memes[/tags]

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5 Responses to The Norris Rule

  1. Not if My Buddy Leo has anything to say about it:

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  2. Luke UNITED STATES Mozilla Firefox Windows says:

    I can’t in clear conscience vote Republican. If I had to choose party affiliation I’d say I’m a Libertarian because I agree roughly with 80-90% of their platform. I will be voting Dem – because I think they might start steering this country back to normal – away from this insane neo-con power trip we’ve been on for the last 8 years. :P

    Then again, I can seriously imagine no one worse to hold the office than Bush and his puppet handlers.

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  3. karen UNITED STATES Internet Explorer Windows says:

    Chuck is my hero.

    – krf

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  4. Luke Maciak UNITED STATES Mozilla Firefox Windows says:

    Btw, is it just me or did the Chuck Norris thing is out of season now? I don’t see that many Chuck memes floating around these days. :)

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