Here is a pointless poll, just because it’s Tuesday. As you may or may not know, Tuesdays are the only really productive days in the corporate world. On Mondays everyone is still recovering from the weekend. They are either still hungover, cranky or have a major case of fuckitall. Either that, or they are just angry that even though they had two days when they didn’t have to work, they totally wasted them by doing bullshit household chores, or spending “quality time” with the family – or both.
Wednesday is the hump day – the exact middle of the week. And for that reason it is completely, shitty, hopeless and sad day. Most people are to depressed, and too preoccupied with their own soul-crushing misery to actually do any work at all. Thursday is the the official beginning of the end of the week. Those who are in college, taking classes or in any way affiliated with any higher education institution in non-professorial capacity are required by law to party Thursday night. Others simply spend time idling away, planning the shit they will want to do on the weekend.
Friday is the national “I mentally checked out already, please try again on Monday” day. Seriously, have you ever actually tried to accomplish something important on a Friday? Like a project that involves several parties to cooperate? What happens? Everyone stalls, and tries to run out the clock while pretending to be super busy and then plays fucking Farmville most of the day while you sit there waiting for their input.
Tuesday is the only day when people do actual work. So I figured a quick and dirty poll is perfect for today. So without further ado here it is:
Which of the above is most awesome and why? For me it’s a close call. But I think I have to pick Zombies – if nothing else, going by my blogging history. I have about a dozen posts relating to zombies, zombie survival and etc. On the other hand I have precious few posts relating to ninjas, pirates, monkeys and none related to panda bears. So, yeah…
How about you?