Happy Independence Day

Sigh… You guys knew this was coming right? I feel like I’m over-stretching this joke, but on the other hand it is a bit of a tradition. I have been doing this bit for so many years not I feel I can’t just stop now. So let’s get on with it, shall we?

Happy 4th of July everyone! Here is a picture of Will Smith and Jeff Golblum:

National Heroes

National Heroes

Why Will and Jeff? Oh, you know – the usual. Space aliens, computer virus, nukes, yadda, yadda, yadda. You know the drill. It’s American history guys, you should know this. And don’t tell me it’s not legit because I have it on good authority that Aliens totally did exist:

No seriously, Independence day is about Aliens

No seriously, Independence day is about Aliens

Enjoy the holiday guys! Stay safe and don’t blow yourself up!

Oh. and if you don’t live in US and you don’t celebrate it, then please do not enjoy it. If you do happen to enjoy it, our government will buy your police and go all Megaupload on you and you will be charged with aggravated holiday infringement. So yeah, watch out.

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4 Responses to Happy Independence Day

  1. Morghan Safari Linux says:

    Once upon a time my foster family of the month went out to eat at Razoos for the 4th. One of my foster brothers asked our British waiter if they celebrated Independence Day. He actually had no idea why we blow shit up every year.

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  2. Kim Johnsson SWEDEN Google Chrome Windows Terminalist says:

    Has it really been a year already? :o Time really does fly… I feel like every time you post these it can’t possibly have been a year since the last one.

    Happy blow shit up day (belatedly)!

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  3. Luke Maciak UNITED STATES Google Chrome Linux Terminalist says:

    @ Morghan:

    Nice. Granted, this is probably a really good way to troll the Brits. As in “Hey, happy independence day… Oh wait… Happy day of shame and defeat for you guys? No hard feelings right?” ;)

    @ Kim Johnsson:

    Yeah, I think the time is accelerating as I get older. Weird.

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  4. MrJones2015 GERMANY Mozilla Firefox Windows says:

    Yeah, I think the time is accelerating as I get older. Weird.

    Reminds me of Back to the future:
    Marty McFly: Whoa. This is heavy.
    Dr. Emmett Brown: There’s that word again. “Heavy.” Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth’s gravitational pull?

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