Sigh… You guys knew this was coming right? I feel like I’m over-stretching this joke, but on the other hand it is a bit of a tradition. I have been doing this bit for so many years not I feel I can’t just stop now. So let’s get on with it, shall we?
Happy 4th of July everyone! Here is a picture of Will Smith and Jeff Golblum:
Why Will and Jeff? Oh, you know – the usual. Space aliens, computer virus, nukes, yadda, yadda, yadda. You know the drill. It’s American history guys, you should know this. And don’t tell me it’s not legit because I have it on good authority that Aliens totally did exist:
Enjoy the holiday guys! Stay safe and don’t blow yourself up!
Oh. and if you don’t live in US and you don’t celebrate it, then please do not enjoy it. If you do happen to enjoy it, our government will buy your police and go all Megaupload on you and you will be charged with aggravated holiday infringement. So yeah, watch out.