Archive for October, 2006

Flickr Halloween Costume Rundown

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006

It’s Halloween so I figured I might as well check out Flickr and see what do people do costume wise this year. All of the photos here were publicly available, uploaded this year and tagged with “Halloween”. I assigned each costume an arbitrary score based on how cool, geeky, obscure, well made, or original it was. All the scores are absolutely subjective, and biased. :P

Btw, one star does not mean bad. It means that for some reason your costume is cool enough to warrant my attention. If you get 5 stars, you are just plain friken awesome!

Oh, and I don’t know any of these people in the pictures unless stated otherwise.

Since there will be about a gazillion pictures in this post, I’m only displaying this introduction on the front page. Read rest inside.

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Diebold Machines Malfunctioning in Florida

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006

It seems that voters casting early ballots using the Diebold machines in Florida already have reported persistent bugs and glitches preventing them from casting their votes correctly. Apparently most of the faulty machines would assign the votes cast for Democratic candidates to Republicans:

Mauricio Raponi wanted to vote for Democrats across the board at the Lemon City Library in Miami on Thursday. But each time he hit the button next to the candidate, the Republican choice showed up. Raponi, 53, persevered until the machine worked. Then he alerted a poll worker.

Heh… How convenient. But you know what is really scary? This is apparently a very common issue, and the poll workers are actually expected recalibrate these machines on the spot to realign the screen and correct these issues:

Broward Supervisor of Elections spokeswoman Mary Cooney said it’s not uncommon for screens on heavily used machines to slip out of sync, making votes register incorrectly. Poll workers are trained to recalibrate them on the spot — essentially, to realign the video screen with the electronics inside. The 15-step process is outlined in the poll-workers manual.

So let me get this straight. The Diebold machines are so unreliable that their touch screens go out of sync all the time, registering the wrong votes. The poll workers are expected to frequently reboot and recalibrate them when the voters complain… But how many voters will notice these glitches? How many will bother to stick around and wait while the machine is calibrated? These machines are crap! Why the fuck do people insist on using them?

Besides, you don’t have to be a conspiracy theorist to notice that this flaw could be abused. After all, if you want to install a stealth vote stealing program on one of these machines you simply need to insert a specially prepared memory card into the slot on the side of the machine and reboot. Loading malicious patch takes 20-30 seconds tops, not counting the time to open the lock protecting the card interface. Of course we now know that the key used in Diebold machines is a standard office furniture key design used in mini-bars and desk drawers. You can buy Diebold compatibile keys on ebay or from your local office furniture store.

So, in order to rig a machine a poll worker simply needs to “notice” that the screen sync is out of whack, and then simply slip a card carrying a vote stealing code into the machine using a key purchased on ebay, and reboot while pretending to do the calibration steps.

Logistically speaking, rigging elections in Diebold districts is easier than ever. It is relatively hard to loose or destroy hundreds of paper ballots without anyone finding out about it. It is extremely easy to do the same with electronic votes, provided that you can prepare a vote stealing patch similar to the one Ed Felten and the Princeton crew developed during their testing projects.

In other words, if you live in a Diebold district, cast an absentee vote instead of using the machine, just to be on the safe side…

Quote of the Year

Monday, October 30th, 2006

These two short sentences summarize the great potential as well as massive legal confusion surrounding online media:

The big media companies shouldn’t worry that people will post their copyrighted material on YouTube. They should worry that people will post their own stuff on YouTube, and audiences will watch that instead.

Go read Paul Graham’s Power of the Marginal essay for more. I found this quote via Paul Gościcki’s blog and I knew I just had to steal it.

It always amazes me when companies waste money and resources to have all the 3 minute clips of their shows removed from Youtube and similar websites. It seems counter intuitive… The same network that mercilessly hunts down short user uploaded clips on video sites is willing to pay thousands of dollars to air a very similar teaser clips on other networks as part of their promotions. Where is the logic here?

Big media totally underestimate the power of viral advertising. Yes, Snakes on the Plane flopped at the box office but this was simply due to the fact that the movie itself sucked big time. But no other movie in the history of cinema has generated so much hype.

YouTube and similar sites are the places you go to get free hype and viral advertising! A simultaneous digg, slashdot, boingboing and fark front page appearance, combined with links from multiple A bloggers can get your message to more people than a multi million dollar advertising campaign.

Zombie Movie British Style

Monday, October 30th, 2006

Comedy Central aired Shaun of the Dead the other day. Since I didn’t see it when it first came out, I decided to check it out. There should be no spoilers in the review below - I will try to make this into a rule from now on. Review will go into the hReview box, and the spoilage and commentary will go into the main post body below the rating.

Shaun of the Dead

One of the better zombie movies I have seen in a while!

Shaun of the Dead is not really a comedy. Or at least not entirely. While the movie has plenty of amusing and downright hilarious moments, it also packs enough suspense and drama to keep you on the edge of your seat.

It starts a little bit like Clerks with the main characters droning at their dead-end jobs, fighting with roommates, and desperately trying to keep their romantic relationships from falling apart.

The characters are all likable, well developed and easy to identify with. They are all average, boring, everyday people. In fact they are all so wrapped up in their own lives and problems that they don’t even notice the zombie outbreak until one stumbles into their living room and attempts to bite them.

After dispatching the unwanted visitor, the titular character Shaun and his couch potato roommate devise a plan to pick up their relatives and loved ones and hide in the local pub till the things blow over.

Of course, this simple and easy plan turns out to be difficult and dangerous quest. Some people get bitten and turn to zombies, the crew is forced to ditch the car, and the street on which the pub is located turns out to be the most heavily zombie infested area of the town.

What started as a light hearted comedy turns into a suspenseful drama punctuated by witty, intelligent humor.

After watching previews, I expected to see a slapstick parody of zombie movies. But fortunately, instead of aping famous pictures, writers decided to do their own thing.

The plot is completely character driven, and the characters themselves are original. The humor is subtle and it stems from the well written dialogs or absurd situations and plot twists.

What is admirable, the movie also tries really hard to avoid using the classic deus ex machina. The characters face many difficult situations, and in most cases they manage to get themselves out of them without the need for some to suddenly enter from stage left and rescue them.

Unfortunately in the very last few minutes this formula is broken, and we are treated to a quite disappointing and anti-climactic rescue. Thus I docked the movie a full star.

Still, the movie is good enough to forgive that transgression. I highly recommend seeing it. It is not a Hollywood blockbuster, but it is well worth seeing.

My rating: 4.0 stars
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Yes, I do dock a full star for deus ex machina. It is a piss poor plot mechanic, and writers should be punished for using it. But it is a damn good movie too, so go watch it. Comedy Central will probably rerun it several more times in the next few weeks.